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KAKO ZNAŠ DA SI BOSANAC ?

Iako netko stoji ispred tebe, prvo pitanje bit će ĐES BA !
Kada netko stoji ispred tebe i smeta ti, prvo ćeš reć NIJE TI ĆAĆA STAKLAR
Ako u svakoj rečenici upotrebljavaš riječi BOLAN i BA a zapravo nemaš pojma šta znače
Jedino u bosni ti raste rep od kave dok si malen!
Kad vidiš psa prvo pitanje je OĆEL UJEST ??
Kad se ozlijediš mama te udari jer si se sam ozljedio
Jedino u bosni dobiješ upalu mozga ako ideš van mokre kose
Kad mama neće pričat s tobom kaže . BJEŽI MI S OČIJU DA TE NE VIDIM
Čak i odrasle ljude se pita SLUŠAL TE BABO?
Jedino se u Bosni kaže AHA JESI MALO SUTRA kad nekom ne vjeruješ!
Kad ti neko daje savjet , odgovor je KO' TE ŠTA PITO ?
Kad neko spava glasno , odma se kaže SPAVA KO' ZAKLAN
U bosni nema riječi otvori usta, nego ZINI
Kad dugo spavaš tvoji te odma pitaju Š'TAŠ VEČERAS RADI!
MADE IN CHINA tri najčitanije riječi u Bosni !!
U svijetu ljudi kažu , naravno da jesam , u Bosni kažu JOK ETO TI SI
Mi ne koristimo recepte mi to "OD OKA "
Moraš ić u školu i dobro učiti DA NE BI KOPO KANALE !!
Jedino kod nas kad padneš umjesto jesi dobro , kažu jes' smotan ustani
Jedino u Bosni roditelji na poklon daju ŠARENU LAŽ
Kad u bosni čuješ pucnjeve , nije to nikakav kriminal NEGO SVADBA
Znaš da si Bosanac ako ti je daljinski zaljepljen selotejpom

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